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Album: 20:20 Vision
Monkeys for Uncles
Parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
(Romans 1:18-22; Genesis 1:26-30, 2:15-25, 3:1-24)
I want my missing links …
"Now look at them Dodos" – that's the way they view us
They say that Christians are a dead species
Then they worship – macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history
Now, that ain't workin' – after we refute it
Then they tell you – that the Bible's dumb
Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur
Maybe then a lizard was your mum
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
They've got to lose the Originator
They've got to prove these other theories
That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug
They're buggies, but listen here
That little maggot could become an X-man
That little maggot needs a billion years
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
They've got to use their imaginations
They've got to prove these other theories
Sure they mean well …
Huh?
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
Get God removed from the situation
They've got to prove these other theories
They should've learned they're playin' with fire
They could get burned, but they get numb
Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man
Ain't that guy handsome?
And what's up with that? Who's that?
Why's that annoy us?
There ain't no right and wrong -- we're like the chimpanzees
Oh, that ain't workin' -- macroevolution
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
They've got to lose the Originator
They've got to prove these other theories
Oh, that ain't workin' – that's the way I view it
I beg to differ on your empty theory
That ain't workin' – that's no way to prove it
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
Monkeys for uncles – history
Monkeys for uncles – history
I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
Romans 1:21
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him
as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became
futile and their foolish hearts were darkened
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