Album: The Basic Stuff
Turn that monster on
Suddenly you're gone
Sit and watch the box all day
Morning, night, and noon
Never leave the room
Dinner on a little tray
Couch potato
Livin' on remote control
Couch potato
VCR has got your soul
Couch potato
You'll make the reruns of the Brady Bunch
(Brady Bunch)
But you won't even make your baby lunch
You think that's life?
No, no, no, no, no, no
(No)
M*A*S*H three times a day
What's Oprah got to say
Gotta leave her for the Beav
What's on HBO?
Geraldo oughta know
Check Vanna out before you leave
Couch potato
Livin' on remote control
Couch potato
VCR has got your soul
Couch potato
You'll never miss a day of Donahue
(Donahue)
That's why nobody ever misses you
(Who are you?)
You think that's life?
No, no, no, no, no, no
(No, no)
Couch potato
Livin' on remote control
Couch potato
The VCR has got your soul
Couch potato
The life you're living's pretty sad to me
(Sad to me)
You lost your brain somewhere on Channel 3
You're vegetated until you're a dud
Now long you planning to remain a spud?
You oughta lose the couch and hit the road
(Hit the road)
But you would rather watch the Lucy Show
You call that life?
No, no, no!
(No, no)
Lucy, you've got some explaining to do!!
Oh, Wilbur!
Jane, stop this crazy thing!!
(No, no)
Wilma!!!
Come, Dino, down!
(No, no)
Tell 'em what they won, Milton!
It's a new Kimball piano!
(No, no)
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