Album: Spicy Camels & Jim Bailey Silly Songs
Who put salt in the sugar bowl ?
Who put fireworks in the coal ?
who made a real live toad in the hole ? My brother !
Who put jam in mothers shoe ?
Who made real caterpillar stew ?
Who locked grandad in the loo ? My brother !
My brother said it wasn't he,
who put shampoo in Grandma's tea
My brother said that it was me! My brothers rotten.
Who squeezed toothpaste down the hall?
Who put soot in the baby's ball?
Who drew things on the garden wall?. My brother
Who's pet mouse made auntie shriek?
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
What clever dick was sick for a week?. My brother
Who keeps maggots in a tin ?
Plays new metal on the violin ?
Always has saliva on his chin? My brother.
He looks just like a chimney sweep
Dirt they say is just skin deep
I know he's good when he's asleep
But You don't know what he's jolly dreaming!
Who wouldn't mind if i ride his bike
Lets me play his guitar if i like
Says I'm the best at football, hide & seek, making phlegm pies
spitting the furthest, saliva model building!
well he has to say that because I am bigger than him
and if he doesn't I will spit on him!
My lovlely , lovely brother
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