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Album: The New Covenant
Evangelical Veil Productions,
Pick one up now at quite a reduction
Got all types of shapes and sizes,
Introductory bonus prizes.
Special quality one-way see through,
You can see them but they can't see you,
never have to show yourself again.
Just released--a Moses model;
Comes with shine in a plastic bottle,
It makes you look like you've just seen the Lord!
Just one daily application,
And you'll fool the congregation,
Guaranteed to last a whole week through.
Got a Back-from-the-Summer-Camp veil,
With a Mountain-top look that'll never fail,
As long as you renew it every year.
Plus a special Jesus-freak file,
Every one comes with a permanent smile,
A One-way button and a sticker for your car.
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