Caligynephobia by Rusty Shipp

Mortal Ghost by Rusty Shipp

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Caligynephobia
by Rusty Shipp

Album: Mortal Ghost

Intro
Time to flippin' rock it, sucka!

Verse 1
Cruisin' down the street, slick hair and cool shades
Mindin' my own business, but she's looking my way
And when she bends over I can see it all
Now she's in my head and I'm ready to fall
Oh, God, Jesus, take it away!
I can't take it anymore, I'm so sick of the pain!
Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease
I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me!

Chorus
Gotta get out
I gotta get out right now
Before they find out that this song is about
Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease
I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me
Gotta get out
Gotta get out right now
'cause time is running out on this purity countdown
When they get in your head
They're gonna try to take over ya
Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!
Go!
Caligynephobia!

Verse 2
Tall and tan and young and lovely
That girl is wearing her top too snugly
And the more you show at a Rusty Shipp show
Is gonna show when our songs start going down the commode
'Cause I can't think straight, I'm gonna lose control
Once it's in your system you just can't Let Go
So how am I supposed to balance being friends and purity
When everytime I turn around the ladies are all out to get me!

Chorus
Gotta get out
I gotta get out right now
Before they find out that this song is about
Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease
I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me
Gotta get out
Gotta get out right now
'Cause time is running out on this purity countdown
When they get in your head
They're gonna try to take over ya
Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!
Go!

Breakdown

Verse 2
All these little girls started out on Disney
Now they're making trashy videos on MTV
Can't you see all your little fans are gonna follow you?
All you lazy parents stop saying "oh, so what
When your daughter is showing off her big fat butt
Can't you see that your child's gonna get abused?
No, I'm not gay, I don't care what they say
Just because I'm not a creeper and I try to stay away
Doesn't mean I've got a scheme or I'm trying to be mean
I'm just a guy living life like it's supposed to be
They look good and they know it, and they definitely show it
They've got me under their thumb and I don't see how I can overcome it
Too high, too low, how far will it go?
Till we're running around naked and there's nothing left to show!
Go!

Chorus
Gotta get out
I gotta get out right now
Before they find out that this song is about
Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease
I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me
Gotta get out
Gotta get out right now
'cause time is running out on this purity countdown
When they get in your head
They're gonna try to take over ya
Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!
Go!

I think I've got a case of caligynephobia
Does anybody have some medicine for caligynephobia?