Pentecostal Horse Racing by T-Bone

Bone-Appetit by T-Bone

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Pentecostal Horse Racing
by T-Bone

Album: Bone-Appetit

Welcome to the beautiful Bible belt right here in Tulsa Oklahoma as we get set for the 31st annual Pentecostal Horseracing extravaganza.
Hello everyone, I'm your host T-Boney Soprano and boy let me tell you do we have a spectacular event for you today. Hundreds of the top Christian bands, Artist and preachers have all showed up for the biggest event of the year. That's right… everyone from Audio Adrenaline and Toby Mac to Benny Hinn and Yolanda Adams are here for this one-today folks. And trust me when I tell you, you don't wanna miss it…

Making his way through the crowed right now is horse owner Steven Curtis Chapman with his 2time winning horse Shoulda bought a Hyundai but I got a Mitsubishi, and Wow, Just take a look at Bishop Eddie Longs Beautiful horse named after the letters in his very own name E.D.D.I.E (3x's) who promises to literally give returning champion Robo Cop (3x's) a run for his money, and Listen to this crowed as Amy Grants horse Here Kitty Kitty Kitty comes up to the starting gates. The crowed is really into the one and we still have some time before we get started today. There's Mark Stuart talking to his horse shoot a mosquito representing the hands and feet project in Hatti. Shot a Mosquito has come in 3rd place the past three races. Lets see if he has what it takes to win this time around, but keep in mind he'll be facing Kirk Franklins Mamma Say Mamma Say Manakusa who is the top pick on many peoples card today. And wow, just look at the size of Jaci Velasquez's horse all the way from Argentina come on baby shake ya body do the conga. This is gonna be a tough one to bet on.

All of the horses are all lining up as we get ready to put this show on the road baby, this is the moment we have all been waiting for… and we're of.

Robo Cop (3x's) shots outta the gate with Shoulda bout a Hyundai but I bought a Mitsubishi close behind, Andale Andale mami iya iya Oh Oh, is holding the third spot and here comes Shot a Mosquito moving into 4th right pass Mamma se Mamma sa manakusa, Here Kitty Kitty Kitty is fighting to stay close but it looks like E.D.D.I.E is just too fast. Shoulda Coulda Woulda falls behind as come on baby shake your body do the conga moves into the number 2 position, who will it be…

By a nose hair its

E.D.D.I.E
Kill A Mosquito
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
Shoulda bought A Hyundai but I got a Mitsubishi
Andale Andale Mami Eya Eya Oh Hh
Robo Cop, Robo Cop, Rob Cop
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
Come on baby shake ya body do the conga
Mama se mama sa manakusa
Cocoa Crispy Cocoa Puffs